close enough to normal to get by

ishapoopyface:

princesslynn777:

THIS ISNT A JOKE AMANDA BYNES IS SWAGGER JACKING A STIPPER AS A SLOPPY ATTEMPT TO GET DRAKE TO BONE HER ASS TOO

U know how in the great gatsby they say he did it all for her this is kind of like the same thing but the Amanda Byrnes version

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fabulewis:

adroit-distraction:

turnc0at:

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turnc0at:

GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO

WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED

DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO

i just threw up

a saga

I AM NEVER MAKING A POST LIKE THIS AGAIN BECAUSE THIS IS THE 705th TIME I’VE SEEN SOMEONE ADD THIS DAMN COMMENT

(Source: grindlebone, via wifipasswords)

fabulewis:

I can’t believe Yahoo! bought Tumblr

I can’t believe David Karp sold Tumblr

but what I really can’t believe is that it’s not butter

(via fabulewis)

fivegum:

Tanning moms music video is the best thing that has ever happened to me

tlyudacris:

after all the human beings die and the aliens visit earth. i hope this is the only photo they will see in the old ruined earth.

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awesomephilia:

This little kid fell and the seal seemed to be very worried about her

(via mcsnuggie)

frostingpeetaswounds:

SELENA REJECTING JUSTIN’S KISS
TAYLOR’S ‘YUCK’ FACE — frostingpeetaswounds:

SELENA REJECTING JUSTIN’S KISS

TAYLOR’S ‘YUCK’ FACE

(Source: ohsoswiftly, via ipartywithicarly)

jesuschristvevo:

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

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